[title of journal]

Let's eat Grandma.
Let's eat, Grandma.
Punctuation. It saves lives.

xxn0liesjustlove 11:31 pm
that bumper sticker is really pretentious
Bentondarkblade 11:31 pm
and?
xxn0liesjustlove 11:31 pm
no wonder you two like it :-X h
jk!
sleighintomordor 11:31 pm
haahahahahahahahahaha
BURN
xxn0liesjustlove 11:31 pm
hehe
Tzone145 11:31 pm
someone grab me some ice
sleighintomordor 11:32 pm
i'll get it from your heart.

ANNIE: My family is insane. You're never coming to my house ever. They all need to be taken away and put down.
JEFF: Ummmm why? Haha
ANNIE: Just having a typical night at home...

JIMMY: i made a point that having a kids table at thanksgiving was segregation, like the blacks used to be. and everyone got really annoyed.

Jeff sent me a text this morning saying, "Happy Thanksgiving Annie!! I really miss you :)"

:D

I'm halfway finished with the fourth Percy Jackson book, The Battle of the Labyrinth. I liiike the series sooo muchhh. It's doing what Harry Potter failed to do as far as the unity theme goes. :D

THIS UPDATE IS REALLY INTERESTING.

Happy Thanksgiving!!! :D

A week or so ago, Jeff and I slept on my couch. That couch is not an ideal place for sleeping. We said we would NEVER do that again.

So guess where we slept last night.

BIG DAVE: Will you hand me that 50 cents on the couch?
ANNIE: [passing it to him] Don't spend it all in one place.
BIG DAVE: ...I like you. Jeff! I like her!

KEVIN: Where are you going?
ANNIE: C-Store. I need sustenance.
KEVIN: You need what?
ANNIE: Sustenance. Nourishment. Food.
KEVIN: Oh, are you speaking another language?
ANNIE: ...No, I'm speaking English...

(559): I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?

(916): You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..

(416): you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night

(504): I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.

(860): do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?

(630): Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.

AMY: I just called you to complain about flavored lube.

AMY DOYLE: We're going to have a cast party and it's going to be luau themed!
BAHRAWY: Does that mean I can wear a sombrero!!
JEFF: What are you smoking????
BAHRAWY: Oh, I'm thinking of a fiesta

( AND IT'S A DISNEY SURVEY. )

( Another survey, because I don't know what working is! )

BRIDGETTE: We should all invest in robes.
ANNIE: Like...Hogwarts robes?
BRIDGETTE: I was thinking bathrobes, but whatever floats your boat.

( SURVEYYY. )

( I consider myself a reasonable merman. )

Can you name 13 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people...This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first...No Cheating!!!

01. Amy
02. Lindsay
03. Emily
04. Bridgette
05. Peggy
06. Jenny
07. Jeff
08. Alex M.
09. Zak
10. Kelsey
11. Alex B.
12. Eric L.
13. Chelsey

( I can't fit all my friends on this. D: )

OliverPhelps: On the way to watch Villa v West Ham. Just leaving the Studios. Nice day filming.

Mattdavelewis: @OliverPhelps It wasn't a nice day, it was bloody freezing!

Fräulein Pickles says (1:43 AM):
go cry about it, why don't you?
The Half-Blood Prince says (1:45 AM):
i've already begun to weep a salty river.
Fräulein Pickles says (1:45 AM):
i'm floating away on the river of tears you cried for me
The Half-Blood Prince says (1:46 AM):
the boat on which you sail is made of my sorrow.
Fräulein Pickles says (1:46 AM):
all must pass into the west
The Half-Blood Prince says (1:47 AM):
the sail of your vessel is made of every goodbye i never wanted to say.
Fräulein Pickles says (1:47 AM):
and i shall wave me goodbyes from the POOOOOPDEEEEECCCCKKK
i broke the pattern
The Half-Blood Prince says (1:48 AM):
the poopdeck of dejection, my friend. the poopdeck of dejection.
Fräulein Pickles says (1:49 AM):
parting is such sweet sorrow

Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson says (8:51 PM):
DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING, ANNIE?
The Half-Blood Prince says (8:52 PM):
NO MY VOLUME IS OFF DDD=

JEFF: You're the only person I've met who was like, "I hate you, Jeff Bliss. Rot in hell." And I was like, "...I think I'll get to know this girl..."

ANNIE: [loling]
JEFF: What?
ANNIE: I was just thinking about you rotting in hell...you know, you're the only person I know who hugs me after I say something like that.

EBIWARE: [to Jeffery] Mr. Bliss...you are very lazy, but, for some reason, I believe you are very smart man.
JEFF: [later to me] I think there was a compliment in there somewhere...

This weekend was so much fun!

Friday, I had a movie night wiiith Bridgette, Emily, Peggy, Zak, Marshall, Bahrawy, Eric, Jeff, Shelby, Liz, Tim, Nola, Sam N, and Kait. We watched Hocus Pocus and played rat screw and slapped Zak. A lot. >:]

Saturday was like..the best night ever, haha. I went to see the play with Zak, Alex M, Bridgette, and Jeff. This was not part of the best night ever. It was like...in NC's review of We're Back, when Cecilia throws her hat in the air and the camera follows it up and cuts to...a scene of the same hat falling. "OK, movie, I'm game...where are you going with this?" We cut to a clip of a child looking at the same hat in a store window. "A child is looking at the same hat...a child is looking at the same hat...a child is looking at the same hat...a child is looking at th--" The hat Cecilia threw falls on the child's head and she leaves happily. "What the fuck? What? ...OK." That's basically what the play was like.

ANYWAY. So later, Zak, Alex M, Bridgette, and I just sat around roflcoptering and playing rat screw.
ZAK: [slaps pile]
ANNIE: [slaps Zak's hand, slaps the pile, and takes the cards]
ZAK: ...WHAT?
ANNIE: These are mine.

ANNIE: [after taking cards under Zak's hand, Zak and Alex are confused] They're my cards and I'll do what I want with them!
ALEX: Well, it's his hand!
ANNIE: And I'll do what I want with it!-...Oh, that was dirty...

ANNIE: Grab my hand, Bridgette! I use toilet paper!

ANNIE: [to Zak] Stop that! You know how I feel about you juggling those gords!

[Yesterday]
[Alex B, after a long process of making himself coffee in the cafe, walks back to the table with me. He's moving very slowly, to avoid spilling his drink. I was walking at a normal pace.]
ALEX: Annie, this is not a horse race! Slow down your steed!

On Thursday, there's some Mystery Dinner thing at CSC. o.o Bridgette and I want to gooo.
There's some pumpkin carving contest on Friday and probs partiesss on Saturday. Joe is coming up to visit Saturday, tooooo.

I am siiick. D: I'm stuffy and sneezy and throat-hurty and fevery. I don't want swine flu, solely because HOW EMBARRASSING. (But I WOULD have something in common with RGrintz. Aside from owning an ice cream truck.)

Well, my parents didn't flip out when they found out about the Newsies. I didn't tell them how they got here. I just said that we came home to find them sitting in the living room (lame excuse, right?), but they decided that they're going to take everyone (not me, Holly, and the Newsies) to Kentucky, and I don't know why, because Jack is the oldest.

Annie took the Which Harry Potter Character Are You? quiz and the result is Ron Weasley

You are Ron Weasley. You are much-maligned and underestimated because of your reputation as a sidekick, though you are a constant, enduring presence. People tend to discard you as a funny, good friend, oftentimes failing to recognize in you intense streaks of bravery and loyalty. Sometimes you get envious, grouchy, and ill-tempered, and sometimes you depend on others to finish your work for you, but nobody can see you doing anything really bad or evil. And aside from a few phobias, nothing can stop you from siding with friends, falling in love, and (occasionally) making a fool of yourself.

Save for the falling in love bit, I think it more or less works.
I think Fred or George suits me better, though.
But yay, Ron!
:)

"Why do you spoil everything? We have fun, don't we? I taught you to fight and to fly! What more could there be?"
"There is so much more."
"What? What else is there?"
"I don't know. I think it becomes clearer when you grow up."
"Well, I will not grow up! You cannot make me! I'll banish you like Tinkerbell!"
"I will not be banished!"
"Then go home! Go home and grow up! And take your feelings with you!"

You know that scene in 500 Days of Summer when Tom shows Summer the Ringo record and she walks away?
That's how I feel.

IslandoftheShip (11:39:08 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_OgED1oipQ&feature=related
IslandoftheShip (11:39:11 PM): may you never be sad again



I thought NC did some cutting. SILLY ME. IT WAS JUST THE DIRECTORS.